Guilty White Girl

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sketiana:

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archai9925:

no, I will not do my stupid human tasks, I will stare at the ceiling and yearn for something I’ll never feel

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one-time-i-dreamt:

Interponen demanda contra el NYPD por el tiempo de las detenciones en medio de las manifestaciones

De acuerdo con el Departamento de Policía de Nueva York, al menos 1,100 personas han sido arrestadas en relación con las protestas que se ha

Univision

Again the safest best is to specificaly say “I am invoking my right to have an attorney present” and then “I am invoking my right to remain silent” and then DO NOT SAY ANOTHER W O R D

Also remember: If they have not read you your rights, you have a legal loophole that could get you acquitted. 

Remember if they have read you your rights. If they have not, you have been illegally detained and can tell your lawyer this when they arrive. Tell them ‘They have not yet read me my rights’, or if they delayed until the precinct to read your rights, tell them this too. Anything you say before your rights are read to, but after you were detained, becomes inadmissible to a court of law. If they have read you your rights and you asked for a lawyer however, things you say before the lawyer arrives ARE admissible, so say NOTHING AT ALL.  

You are also entitled to more than one phone call. Hollywood has taught you that you get ‘one phone call’ and if you didn’t call a lawyer then you no longer get the lawyer. YOU DO. You get more than one phone call, and if you ask for a lawyer they legally cannot continue trying to question you. 

IF YOU ARE A MINOR: They are also required to have a social worker present.

INVOKE SILENCE. INVOKE A LAWYER. 

These are not things ‘guilty’ people do, these are things that protect you. You have rights.  Remember: 

POLICE. ARE. NOT. YOUR. FRIENDS. 

ALSO

This may vary not just country to country, but state to state. LOOK IT UP BEFORE YOU NEED IT!!!

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suicidevsquad:

polyester foot bob

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thebootydiaries:

me: starts crying

someone else: what’s wrong

me: this is just something that happens

thurstier:

and so does everyone else

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c3rvida3:

a-fools-stone:

c3rvida3:

Is Pennywise’s makeup in the Clown Egg Registry?

even if he did, one rule of being a clown is to not scare or harm children, so he’s an illegal clown

How could I have forgotten the clown code of conduct…

animalcrossingmemes:

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lo-kaia:

hallucin8:

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

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punkzcakes:

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spotify is like “this year you listened to 388 genres!” & then it’s just 388 different names for indie pop

This is a self call out post

yeah I mean I’m the one who only listens to indie pop but spotify doesn’t need to lie to me about it

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succulentbud:

no I’m not flirting I was only bothering my gay friends in a homoerotic way

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alexisthenedd:

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mellifexfarm:

obsessed with these gigantic birds. they’re like footballs but alive

:)

No but seriously what is it? A pigeon puffin hybrid? A puffgeon?